WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CHRIS (in the mind of neesh)

okay ya'll this my first story from my new line of stories IN THE MIND OF NEESH. and if you're wondering yes i took the title from A MOMENT WITH LO lol.
BACKGROUND:
TIME: 6:00pm
DAY: FRIDAY
PLACE: LONG BEACH CALIFORNIA
DESTINATION: THE PIKE
PEOPLE: NEESH (duh), NELLI (dork lol jp ily nelli), 2MUCH (except one member), the poor pedestriansz
PROBLEM: THE HONEY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
HOW IT STARTS OFF...
Nelli and Neesh are driving in Nelli's car. Nelli is arguing with Neesh while also, driving (way too fast), texting (some ugly boy), running over pedestriansz (poor people without carsz), and of course smacking on a cupcake.
NELLI: I told you we should've went to the mall not the stupid Pike
[HITS BUMP]
NEESH: And I told you we would be better off going to The Pike with less people and more time and space to get ready for the concert tonight
NELLI: But I wanted to go see 2much
[HITS ANOTHER BUMP]
NEESH: We're going to see them later on tonight at the concert!
NELLI: But I wana go now they're giving out stuff!
[HITS BUMP]
NEESH: Like what?
[HITS YET ANOTHER BUMP]
NELLI: Like teddy bears, and cupcakesz, and t-shirts, and cupcakes, and autographsz and cupcakes, and hugsz, and lots of CUPCAKESZ!!!!!!!
NEESH: THEY'RE NOT GIVING YOU A CUPCAKE YOU DAMN FOOL!!!!!
[HITS A BUMP AGAIN]
NELLI: *wipes tears and cupcake crumbsz from her face* Wel I can dream can't I?
NEESH: (FEELS BAD) Well we need 2 worry more about gettin custom made shirts, and makin sure we look 2Good for 2Much than tryin to eat 2much cupcakes. And you needa concentrate on drivin!
NELLI: YEAH I DON'T REMEMBER ALL OF THESE BUMPS COMING DOWN THIS STREET!
[HITS BUMP]
AT THE MALL
CRAZED FANSZ: 2MUCH! 2MUCH! WE WANT 2MUCH! 2MUCH!!!
MARCEL: This isn't good what what are going to do *tears form in his eyes* How can we be 2much with 3 people? Then we would be 3much! The fansz want 2Much not 3Mcuh! *panics grabs knees and rolls underneath the table*
MILO: Yeah Cel is rite we gota find Chris. I mean we can'tt go out there with only 3 members of the 4 member group 2much! Right Myles...Myles? MYLES WAKE THE HELL UP!!!!
MYLES: (so startled he falls off the couch) AAAHHHH!!! WTF MAN?!?!? I mean *changes to "sexy voice"* Wassup witcha?
MILO: Whats up is that our show goes on in and hour Chris is missin, Marcel is under the table assumin the fetal position and you can't stay awake!
MYLES: Well I'm awake now...and why is Marcel curled up underneath the table again?
MILO: Because chris is missin and we don't know where he is. Do you Myles? MYLES? MYLES WAKE THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
----------NEWSBROADCAST----------
NEWSBROADCASTER AH'NOE. C. BIATCHY: Now time for your breaking news story for the evening by me, AH'NOE C. BIATCHY. This is a bitter sweet day. While some are awaiting a great concert to be held by the new sensation that's sweeping the nation, 2much, others will be awaiting a casket and funeral date. Why you ask? Well because there is this crazy maniac driver who is running over pedestrians all over the southern California Long Beach area. The perpatrator is driving a Chrysler 200 with half tinted windows, and a license plate that reads "CUPCAKE". If you have any information on the Pedestrian Hater then please call us at 1-800-SNITCHIN. We will keep you informed threw out the night. Until then Im AH'NOE C. BIATCHY and I'm out!
IN NELLI'S CAR
[crys for help from under the car]
NELLI: OMG did you hear that Neesh?
NEESH: *startled* HEAR WHAT?
NELLI: That there is some big meanie runnin over poor innocent people without cars.
NEESH: *relieved* OH...Yeah how sad.
[SIRENS SOUND FROM FAR WAY]
NELLI: I wonder what's happenin down the street?
NEESH: Um well maybe it's happenin down the street for a reason. Let's go.
NELLI: Well hold on Ms. Rushy Booty, let me put on some make-up. (pulls out big duffle bag full of make-up) You never know who you just might meet.
NEESH: [HEARS SIRENS GETTIN CLOSER] NO FOOL! NOW LETS GO NOW!!!!!!! * snatches Nelli out of the window by her arm.
BACK AT THE MALL
The show starts in 45 minutes and there is still no word from Chris. Marcel is still worried, Milo is still stressed, and yet again Myles is still asleep.
MILO: Oh man this isn't good.
MARCEL: *still under the table* Why would Chris do this? He know's the fansz love 2much. How could he be so inconsiderate?
MILO: What do you mean?
MARCEL: Now we're goin to have to change the name to 3Much
MILO:.....shut up marcel.
MYLES: (loud snoring)
MILO: What are we going to do? The show starts in 45 minutes and we have absolutely no idea as to where Chris is. I know he didnt just up and leave there has to be some kind of clue. Marcel....* shaking underneath the table* ...um never mind. Myles how bout you....Myles? MYLES? MYLES WAKE THE HELL UP MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits him in the head with a pillow*
MYLES: *high squeaky voice* AY MAN WUT WAS THAT FOR!?
MILO: You needa wake up and help us. You're a member of this group too!
MARCEL: Yeah the new group!
MYLES: What new group?
MARCEL: 3much.
MYLES: WTF!
MILO: Nevermind him. You needa help us out instead of takin yo lil beauty naps that ain't helpin yo face!
MYLES: FIRST OF ALL! Dont hate on the boyish charm and good looks! and SECOND OF ALL! I wasnt takin a beauty nap....I was just resting my eyes from the exhaustion of being famous and sexy, while doing my deep breathing excersices and um....thinkin bout the love of my life.
MILO: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR FANTASIES ABOUT THE GIRL DAT YOU WIL NEVER GET! GET IT THREW YOUR HEAD DEANNA DOESN'T WANT YOU!!
MYLES: YES SHE DOES!! She's just playing hard to get
MARCEL: YEAH! She's playing very hard to get. She's like Reggie Bush on the basketball field when it comes to playin hard to get with you! (puts on a cheesy smile)
MILO AND MYLES:....shut up Marcel.
MYLES: I don't know why yall trippin and actin like yall don't know where Chris is?
MILO AND MARCEL: WE DON'T FOO!!!
MYLES: WELL YOU SHOULD HE TOLD US LAST NIGHT!
MILO AND MARCEL: HE DID?
MYLES: YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!
MILO: NO I DONT
MYLES: YES YOU DO!
MILO: NO. I DONT
MYLES: YES. YOU DO
MILO: I TOLD YOU NO I DON'T YOU NARCOLEPTIC ASS HOLE (WEBSTER MOMENT: Narcoleptic- excessive daytime sleepiness)
MYLES: YES YOU DO U EFFIN WHORE!!
MARCEL *gasps* OO!! YOU FINA BE IN TROUBLE MYLES!!
MILO: Ay man why you bring that up *eyes start to tear up*
MYLES: Dang man im sorry!
MILO: NAW A GUY GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN ONE TIME AND YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME FOREVER! I told yall it was a lonely night and she asked me if I would do it! It's not my fault if she liked it too! GOSH!
*silence*
MARCEL: yeah man...that was a little too much info.
MYLES: Remember yall was on Live Chat, I was about to go to bed I mean...bout to go take a shower, and then Chris said something bout a letter.
MILO: OH YEAH!!!! HE SHO DID!!
MARCEL: OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!! I REMEMBER WHERE HE LEFT THE LETTER!
MILO: WHERE?!
MARCEL: IT'S IN THE....
[MAURICE SWINGS OPEN THE DOOR AND IT WHACKS MARCEL IN THE HEAD. KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND AND COMPLETELY UNCONSCIOUS]
MILO: *mouth and eyes opened wide* AW DAYUM! DAYUM! DAYYUUUMMM!
MAURICE: I was going to tell you guys that the crowd is going wild for you guysz and I cant hold them off much longer if you know what I mean :wink wink:
MILO:....um no. I dont know wat u mean. And right now I really dont care! What I do care about is findin our missin member and wakin up this unconscience one!
MAURICE: Dang what happend to him?
MILO: Never mind that. Do you know where Chris is?
MAURICE: No
MARCEL: (blabberin the randomest lines ever) Doggy goes moo mooo!!
MILO: Myles go give me some water and wet towels. MYLES? MYLES...MYLES WAKE THE HELL UP!!
BACK AT THE PIKE
Nelli and Neesh are having a hard time trying to find a place to shop.
NEESH: I think the prices are better at Hollister.
NELLI: But I think the clothes are better at AEROPSTALE
NELLI: Well what do they have that we can both agree on?
(Neesh and Nelli both spot the best place ever made on Earth.)
BOTH: COLDSTONES!!!!
[both girls run into Coldstones ice creamery trying to get into line. While pushin down toddlers, grandparents, and a big trash can filled to the rim]
NEESH: Just walk away from the crime scene. Walk away from the crime scene Nelli
*INSIDE THE STORE*
NELLI: OMG I already know what im going to get.
NEESH: Let me guess...
BOTH: MAKE YOUR OWN ICE CREAM SENSATION. IN FLAVORS VANILLA, CHOCOLATE, SHERBET AND.. .(neesh rolls eyes and sighs while nelli smiles and shouts) CUPCAKE DELIGHT!!!
Unfortunately they have to wait for a good 5 people who cant seem to make up their minds. So we can check back in on them in a little bit.
MEAN WHILE AT THE MALL...
Still no word from Chris, Marcel is still out cold, Maurice is confused, and Myles is diagnosted with narcolepsy.
MYLES: (snores so loud he wakes his self up)
MAURICE:....huh?
MILO: Oh Lord...take me now. Just take me now!!!
MYLES: Calm down man its not even that crucial.
MILO: YEAH YOURE RIGHT! We can still do this.
MARCEL: Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me...OOWW MY HEAD!! *starts to come to*
MILO: MYLES GO GET ME SOME WATER AND A WET TOWEL...MYLES....MYLES WAKE THE HELL UP!!
MAURICE: I'll go do it. [comes back with the supplies]
*Milo puts the towel on Marcel's face and he starts to gain conscienceness* (spell check)
MYLES: *YAWNSZ* So did you guysz find the letter yet?
MAURICE: OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THAT LETTER!!!
MILO: YOU KNOW WHERE THE LETTER IS?
MAURICE: *not knowin it was so excitin* Well yeah.
MARCEL: .....ugh where am I
MILO: WHERE IS THE LETTER?
MAURICE: um...uh...I forgot.
MILO: [reaches for Maurice and drops marcel's head knocking him unconscious again] THINK DAMMIT MAN! THINK!
MAURICE: *very uncomfortable and nervous* uhm i think its under the couch pillow.
MILO: [runs to couch and throw myles off it] YES I FOUND IT!
MYLES: Well Im glad you had to give me wipblash to do find!
MILO: *READS LETTER* Dear my favorite nephew, I am so glad that you are doin somethin constructive with your life. I am so proud of you and so glad you got rid of that nasty rash on your left butt cheek baby. I kno auntie couldnt fix it but i knows those doctor folk sure can...WAIT THIS IS A LETTER FROM MY AUNTIE BERNICE NOT CHRIS!!
MAURICE: Yeah isnt that what you were lookin for?
MYLES AND MILO: YOU DORK!! NO WE NEED CHRIS LETTER THAT HE LEFT LAST NIGHT!
MARICE: OH! My bad
MARCEL: *groans* Where am I? What happend
MILO: WE HAVE TO FIND THAT LETTER!
MYLES: I think I'm go to the car and go to sleep... I mean look for the letter.
MARCEL:*fully conscience and out of the blue* THAT'S IT!!!
MAURICE: *hits the door in shock causin it to slam shut* WTH!
MILO: WHAT? WHAT MARCEL!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW!
MARCEL: UH...UH...
MILO: SPIT IT OUT DAMMIT!!!
MARCEL: THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT IN THE CAR! CHRIS SAID HE LEFT IT IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT IN THE CAR!!!
MILO: YES!! WE CAN DO THIS YOU GUYS WE JUST NEED TO GET TO THAT GLOVE COMPARTMENT!
MAURICE: Yeah you guys are goin to be just fine.
MARCEL: I ALWAYS KNEW IT!
MYLES: Umm, we might want to change those plans.
EVERYONE IN THE ROOM: *with suspicious looks* Why?
MYLES: Because Mr. Smart in the brain over here locked us in when he shut the door!
MILO: TAKE ME NOW LORD. JUS KILL ME NOW! (in a jamaican accent)
BACK @ COLDSTONES
NELLI: (fusturated with the other customers who are takin a long time to order their ice cream) *SIGHS*
NEESH: Just be patient.
NELLI: I'ma be patient after Father Time up there hurrys up and orders dammit!
MAN REFERED TO AS FATHER TIME: eh...i think.....i want.....a...aaaaa.....oh yeah some ice cream. and then some eh....uh.....uumm......sprinkles......and uh.....who are you?
NELLI: LISTEN HEAR YOU OLD FART GET SOME VANILLA ICE CREAM AND HURRY THE HELL UP. I GOT THINGS TO DO AND PLACES TO GO!
[restaurant applauds her outburst]
NEESH: ay doesn't that person right there look really familiar?
NELLI: Who? Father Time? Heck yeah he looks like my great great great great great great grandfather, who got shot 5 times by my daddy auntie...AUNT BERNICE.
NEESH:...uh no. The person behind him. Don't they look familiar?
NELLI: um yeah they do look kinda like...you thinkin who I'm thinkin bout
NEESH: OH YEAH!!
BOTH: THAT KBREEZY!!!!
NEESH: *yells like a ghettofied mess*WUDDUP KREEZY!!
Unfortunately it's not KBREEZY!
NEESH: My bad lady.
*nelli and neesh both feel that someone is lookin @ them but are to nervous to turn around*
NELLI: Neesh do you wana look?
NEESH: YEAH IMA LOOK.
NELLI: OKAY ON THE COUNT OF 3. 1
NEESH: 2
NELLI:3
[neesh looks but nelli stays turned around]
NEESH: OMG!!!! GIRL LOOK !!!!! ITS...
(TO BE CONTINUED)
----------------------------ANNOUNCER GUY--------------------------------
WILL THEY FIND CHRIS BEFORE THE SHOW? WILL THEY EVER FIND CHRIS? WILL THEY GET OUT OF THE ROOM? WILL NELLI EVER TURN AROUND? WHO DOES NEESH SEE? WHO IS THIS CRAZY MANIAC RUNNING OVER PEDESTRIANSZ? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT......IN THE MIND OF NEESH!