from diapers tew areopastle ... dont they qrow up so fast ??

qeometrically speakinq ; WELCOME TO THE DIAMOND ; where yuh qet with us or qet steppd on ; aint feelinq us ; WHO CAREZ ; we feelinq ourselves ; now speakinq on behalf of dxmn near everybody ; it takes me a minute tew qet usd tew drastic chanqe ; am i riqht ?? thouqht so !! so cuttinq tew part of tha chase ; as a little kidd we do thinqs that our parents wouldnt let us do if we were older ; for example : takinq showers with thee opposite sex , sleepinq over at thee opposite sexez house , etc ; but i quess they fiqure yuhr younq &++ yuh dont know what yuhr could be doinq ; or else they fiqure if they start off this close they will be lyke brother &++ sister ; but anyway i had a couple of those ppl that i qrew tew think of that way ; several of which i still know &++ luhv ; but i really want tew point out uno in particular ; i will qive him an initial 'G' ; now 'G' &++ i were so close as younqsters ; not so mucc as takinq showerz tewqether ; but sleepinq in each otherz bed ; qettinq dressd in each others room at tha same tyme ; sharinq clothes (yes i was a tom boy) ; we were really, really close ; but traqedy struck when he movd away for quite sometyme ; i then found a new person that i did all those thinqs with (not in anyway kinky) ; we slept over each others house ; i slept in his bed [but he was on tha floor] ; we just did a lot of thinqs that onlii a brother &++ a sister would do ; so then on that cold April morninq when i packd up &++ movd tew memphis 10 ; i qot a phne call around 5pm eastern tyme from one of my closest buddiez from baqk in tha daii ; they told me &++ i quote "quess whos baqk ?? ...'G'" ; yes of course i was happy yet ... devastatd ; why yuh myte ask ?? well im qlad yuh did ; i was devastatd because i wouldnt be able tew see my "brother" for a very lonq lonq tyme ; now just a couple of hours aqo i qot a messaqe with his email in it tellinq me tew qo &++ add his myspace ; tew my shockinq suprise ; HE . WAS . ALL-GROWN-UP !! its still reqisterinq in my mind that ; my "brother" 'G' ; whom ive known since 3 is now 16 ; he went from diapers tew areopastle ; he went from 4 feet 2 tew 6 foot 10 ; he went from wimpy boy who cant pick up my byke ; tew 6 pac muscle bound who can pick up all my 175 pounds ; he went from pee wee runninq baqk ; tew hiqh school quaterbaqk ; he went from little doode from around tha corner ; tew BOMB.ASX.SEXY.BOY.NEXT.DOOR !! &++ what really is killinq me is that if he was any other doode ; i would be all over him ; but he's not any other doode ; HE'S EFFINq 'G' !!!! i quess with me really knowinq him from diapers makes him less appealinq ; but it just really hasnt reqisterd in my mind that he is ... all qrown up now ; i d k what tew do ; i d k what tew say ; im just baffled , discombobulated , just ... OOBER PHYSCHODELIC FUNKDAFIED !! (oh yes ... i went there] ; just qimme some advice yall ; im so in tha dark here !!! so since i cant really say anythinq else because im in total complete shock ; lyke i always qotta let em know ; circles may be infinite but DIAMONDS are forever ; so on behalf of THE DIAMOND &++ its inhabitants ; this is thee swaqqaholic siqninq outtiesz with that 2finquh split ; yeh diqq !!